If you love mixed drinks as much as we do, you will love these cocktail quotes for instagram or just throwing around at the bar.
Below you will find an amazing list of famous cocktail quotes, funny cocktail quotes and even some inspirational quotes about alcohol that might make you laugh.
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Famous Cocktail Quotes
Celebrities have had a lot to say about alcohol over the years.
From Winston Churchill to Vera Wang, there are some quotes from all kinds of famous people.
If you are interested in what some of your favorite celebrities have said about their tipple of choice, read on!
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50 Awesome Quotes About Cocktails
Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties -Oscar Wilde
Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life – F. Scott Fitzgerald“
A Bartender is the aristocrat of the working class. – Cocktail Movie Quote
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave it up. Reading, that is – Henny Youngman
I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day – Frank Sinatra
It is true that whiskey improves with age. The old I get, the more I like it – Ronnie Corbett
Now Campbeltown Loch is a beautiful place, But the price of the whisky is grim. How nice it would be if the whisky was free, And the Loch was filled up to the brim. – Campbeltown Loch, Andy Stewart
One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough – James Thurber
If life gives you lemon, make lemonade…and find someone whose life gave them vodka. – Ron White
There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne. – Bette Davis
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer. – W.C Fields
Work is the curse of the drinking class – Oscar Wilde
I can make anybody pretty, I can make you believe any lie, I can make you pick a fight, With somebody twice your size – Alcohol, Brad Paisley
Meet me down in the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together – W. C. Fields
She has a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair – Kate Spade
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication – Lord Byron
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me – Winston Churchill
Work, sleep, a vodka cocktail. Not Much sun – Vera Wang on staying young at age 70.
I never should have switched from Scotch to Martinis – Humphrey Bogart
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. – Ernest Hemingway
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. George Carlin
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. – Ernest Hemingway
Cocktail Quotes For Instagram
Below are some of the best cocktail instagram captions you can use, plus some ready made instagram posts for your feed.
Ha’kuna Ma’vodka, It means no memories for the rest of your night
May All Your Days Be Filled With Umbrella Drinks
This senorita needs a margarita
Be as bubbly as your drink
When life gives you pineapples, make piña coladas
Vodka mixes well with everything. Except decisions
All you need is love and cocktails
The only men I trust are Jack, Jim and Jose.
I doubt vodka is the answer but it’s worth a shot
When Life Gives You Lemons, Make a Lemon Cocktail
Don’t chase anything but drinks and cocktails
Keep calm and cocktail on
It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails
Sometimes all you need is a mojito
I have mixed drinks about feelings
My relationship with whiskey is on the rocks
