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50 Awesome Cocktail Quotes

If you love mixed drinks as much as we do, you will love these cocktail quotes for instagram or just throwing around at the bar.

Below you will find an amazing list of famous cocktail quotes, funny cocktail quotes and even some inspirational quotes about alcohol that might make you laugh. 

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Famous Cocktail Quotes 

Celebrities have had a lot to say about alcohol over the years.

From Winston Churchill to Vera Wang, there are some quotes from all kinds of famous people. 

If you are interested in what some of your favorite celebrities have said about their tipple of choice, read on! 

You can download and save the images to use on Instagram or Facebook. 

50 Awesome Quotes About Cocktails

50 Awesome Cocktail Quotes

Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties -Oscar Wilde

quotes about cocktails

Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life –  F. Scott Fitzgerald“

A Bartender is the aristocrat of the working class. – Cocktail Movie Quote

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave it up. Reading, that is – Henny Youngman

I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I’m under the table, after four i’m under my host – Dorothy Parker

I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day –  Frank Sinatra

It is true that whiskey improves with age. The old I get, the more I like it – Ronnie Corbett

cocktail quotes

Now Campbeltown Loch is a beautiful place, But the price of the whisky is grim. How nice it would be if the whisky was free, And the Loch was filled up to the brim. – Campbeltown Loch, Andy Stewart

One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough – James Thurber

If life gives you lemon, make lemonade…and find someone whose life gave them vodka. – Ron White

There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne. – Bette Davis

quotes about cocktails

There cannot be good living where there is no good drinking – Benjamin Franklin


I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike – Sylvia Plath
Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth – Steve Allen

Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer. – W.C Fields

Work is the curse of the drinking class – Oscar Wilde

I can make anybody pretty, I can make you believe any lie, I can make you pick a fight, With somebody twice your size – Alcohol, Brad Paisley

Meet me down in the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together – W. C. Fields

She has a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair – Kate Spade

Instagram cocktail quotes

Oh, you hate your job? why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar. – Drew Carey

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication – Lord Byron

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me – Winston Churchill

Work, sleep, a vodka cocktail. Not Much sun – Vera Wang on staying young at age 70.

famous quotes about cocktails

I never should have switched from Scotch to Martinis – Humphrey Bogart

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. – Ernest Hemingway

A few drinks and the world was hers. She wore her whiskey like a loaded gun – Atticus

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. George Carlin

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. – Ernest Hemingway

Cocktail Quotes For Instagram

Below are some of the best cocktail instagram captions you can use, plus some ready made instagram posts for your feed. 

Ha’kuna Ma’vodka, It means no memories for the rest of your night

May All Your Days Be Filled With Umbrella Drinks

cocktail quotes for instagram

This senorita needs a margarita

Be as bubbly as your drink

When life gives you pineapples, make piña coladas

instagram captions about cocktails

Vodka mixes well with everything. Except decisions

All you need is love and cocktails

The only men I trust are Jack, Jim and Jose. 

Drinking rum before 10am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic
Trust me, you can dance – Vodka

I doubt vodka is the answer but it’s worth a shot

When Life Gives You Lemons, Make a Lemon Cocktail

instagram quotes about cocktails


Monday, Rum day
Time to drink champagne and blow bubbles

Don’t chase anything but drinks and cocktails

Keep calm and cocktail on 

It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails

classic cocktail quotes

Sometimes all you need is a mojito

We all deserve an alcoholiday

I have mixed drinks about feelings

I want my toes in the sand and a cocktail in my hand

My relationship with whiskey is on the rocks

instagram cocktail quotes

Do you know any other great cocktail quotes? Post them in the comments below! 

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